Thursday, December 4, 2008

where does it go???

i have been resting well the past few days.
^_^

been going out... lepaks cincai... and events~
been sleeping way way... overly... erm... just way too much.
*like a baby*
been shitting properly... *blushes*
been eating happily as well...
been only doing window shopping... like seriously!

but anyways, so...
for the sleep i can understand...
if you over do it you get headaches.

shitting properly is good,
and the smooth flow is all thanks to the fiber intake.
*GOD i LOVE the fruits thou has created!!! YUMS*

the window shopping,
like seriously i want everything NEW,
but i have EVERYTHING i want already.
*except some new possible items...*
so i know i shouldn't shop.
plus i should learn to save.
for the possible rainy days to come...
*i hope they don't come at all*

now about the eating...
there's this thing that has been troubling me.

where does it go?

no no i don't mean me gaining out of it...
like what i eat is what i turn into.... erm...
i know i wouldn't gain weight that easily already...
permanently i mean. you know you know... turn FAT...
*whistles~~~*

i know now that i am a black hole.
or a tunnel...
what goes in comes out almost immediately.

*thanks to the amazing metabolism and digestion ability*

but what i don't get is...

on those days when i get constipation or when i just can't digest super fast...
*i am serious sometimes i eat then i literally have to shit...*

anyhow... *oh shut up that it's disgusting... it's NORMAL k...*
ok after you PASS-MOTION...
anyhow, let's say you eat like... 1kg of food...
naturally you gain about 0.8kg for that moment,
give and take you loose some erm atoms etc... =.=?
and you probably feel bloated etc etc etc...
maybe even gassy.

tho, in few hours later, if you don't shit it out immediately,
when you no longer feel bloated already... after all the burping... farting...
where or what happens to that weight?

MMMMMMMMM???

DO YOU GET ME?

feces can't be all that heavy... right? like 0.5KG??? so heavy!?

does mass turns into energy?

mmm...

maybe it's like

food = charcoals.

after charcoals burns, they turn into ashes...

charcoal = heavier ; ashes = almost weightless
food = heavier ; feces = lighter


so after food is digested they turn into feces...

so digesting converts mass into...
erm eh... digestion BURNS mass!!!?

OH that's why you become thin if you don't eat.
your body/stomach digests YOU.
LOL...

*omg i am going MAD... must stop thinking already*

2 comments:

Fable Frog said...

wah~ do you wanna put all these theories into a book? It can be a seller you know~ ;)

Alice said...

Faints*