TOO FUNNY!!!

damn the iphone auto correct...
but without it... i wouldn't be laughing like a mad... lunatic.
LOLZ~~~


































omg these are hilarious.

i couldn't stop laughing. haha.
apparently sodomy is a big thing with the iphone.
god knows why... LOLZ~

play safe y'all

ahhh~ so kiuts!
... and very naughty.
haha.

visually naughty. ;)

gosh i miss HK. zzz time to revisit. ^^

almost lover

almost... called you on valentine's day...
and thank god i reminded myself...
... if we were meant to be, it would have happened already.

super vacuum suction session

like... omg.
haha.

and i thought i kiss for a long time. :P
seriously... kissing someone for 2 hours is fun.
mouth watering if the other kisser is equally good.

but OMG... 46 hours... faints.
=.= yes the winner for this longest kissing competition is 46 hours plus plus.

total madness.
... got video some more to watch.
LAUGH.DIE.ME!!!
... totally tiresome.



... actually they don't look like they are kissing anymore...
more like some suction cup stuck together. LOLZ!!!

much self love

did some minor self pampering.
actually it's more of a pre-birthday present.
not the valentine's present like yuki did... -.-
that crazy prada whore... haha. blekz.

^^ well i needed a proper passport holder.
tee hee. and... sadly only LV has them in the zippe design.
prada didn't have what i wanted...
mont blanc is so... uncle... haha.
gucci is a no no.
hermes is... way way way over budget... :(

so as much as i hate LV... -.- i have another dumb overpriced product from them now.
and ugh a monogram.
i really do wonder why can't they make the zippe in graphite as well???
but well i really NEED a passport holder with zip.

a bit aunty hor... mmm...




now if only comme des garçons made their accessory for passport holder...

oh anyways... can't wait for my other pre-birthday present to arrive. ^^

emo humans deserve every self pampering moments, they owe it to themselves.

Cake Paradise

you eat cake when you are happy...
that statement is pretty much true.

but i will also eat cake when i am not happy...
because sugar creates endorphin...
and endorphin makes you HAPPY.

worried. terrified about losing her...

here i am... writing after suddenly bursting into tears...
yet another emo post.

i was being a good grandson ^^
washing up my grandma's bowl and utensils...
and suddenly... i felt fear...

i am really terrified that she might leave me soon.
not that she is admitting anything.
but i can see that she is suddenly so frail.
she is hunch on one side recently, SUDDENLY...

it hurts seeing her like this...

she was there for me everyday since i was a kid.
she bought me all my ninja swords...
whenever i threw a temper... she doesn't yell at me.
instead she comforts me...

she never lets me do the washings... up until today.
she buys me everything i want.
she lets me get away with everything,
even when my dad tries to beat me...
she will scream at him...
... and she's not even his mother...

i love all her silly hakka stories...
she told them to me over and over again when i was a kid.

i hid under the dinning table when i was young...
refusing to eat...
she will coax me and play with me...
all the while, patiently feeding me...

i love her more than i love my own mother...
but yet... she's not my real grandma...

if anything happened to her...
i might just flood. :(
please dear god... let her live a little longer...
i want to spend more time with her...
... and if you were to take her home...
be kind... let it be peaceful.
bring all her pains to me instead.
i will carry them for her.

it's pantang but...

i wish i was dead.
i really do.

well i am a little tipsy.
but still... sober enough to rant nonsense.
...
and well i honestly do wish i am... dead.
dying.

maybe i am... just that i don't even know it yet.
... i am so tired of living.

there are days where by i feel that there isn't enough time.
... but for now. i wish i am just... dead.
...

wow i am actually typing this with my eyes closed.
*i hate humans btw*