Monday, January 19, 2009

Little Prince is a S.L.U.T.

Anch: here are the personalities/talents' pic.
Bitch/Slut: ... -.- so fat, so diva, so dull, so... round...

those were honestly one of my few first thoughts of the selected talents...

i don't lie.

but i like money. so i will just shut up and do it. like seriously.
and wtf... the driver gets RMXk for just... moving the vehicle???
wtf... >.<

so in the end the verdict goes some what like this...

k-chan looked nice and harmless after getting to know her.
so that was OK~ YAY!
*at first i was so stressed k!*
plus she lived near where i did in my kampung.
double YAY!!!

theo was fun to chill with. all he thinks of is ikea. so that's a breeze.
tho it started off from him the big brands had to come in...
like comme des garçons, helmut lang, filippa k, martin margiela.
but in the end was easy. YAY!

then dr S. came along. farnie that Anch felt the same tingle i did.
the gaydar was tingling. LOLS.
i was amazed at her senses. LOLS~
mine started to tingle when i think he winked at me.
i know. i am so perasan most times. so sue me.
he was a chap who didn't look his age at all. so polished, and he lives where my kampung is too.
triple YAY!

HK~ :P
what bliss.

how hilarious.

THEN came SAN...
like OMFG...
his voice, his handshake... i can faint.
literally...
as good as it was a firm handshake... it was hard... hard...
haha.

it was then my super slut mode was on.
all... mmm... super VIP service for him.
dapping his sweat, fanning him chill...
*gosh that sounds like a fanny movement -.-*
everything that didn't require me to do.
AWWW~ slut.
HAHA.
was so ever volunteering my... services.

like... dapping sweat is the make up artist work...
like... fanning talents/actors/personalities is an intern/minion/production assistant's work...
:P

but of cause even before i started slutting...
i already saw his wedding ring...
so that's a big huge major DANG!

none the less... i was still slutting.
and camwhoring.
and he was a chap. who was willing to play along.
he really does look good on camera.

gosh seriously his accent, his gesture, his... everything... droolsssss.
so yeng ah! poise ah, poise!!! HAHA.

woots~

*that moment i know how my future husband should be like... HAHA*
*and candidates from the land of kimchi, chicken rice, and phở now... LOLS*

and sui-san was being all eyes... spying on my every movements.
trying to sabotage my slutiness. biacthe i tell you.

that's how i became a 'Such Low Un-degradable Thing' for the day...
TWO... :P
ok fine... THREE... haha.

i am glad to have known him,
especially when he is a 38 year old guy.
who looks mature but young at heart.
because that makes me feel right at my age.
for now.

i know now that i don't nececessary have to be all matured acting or to even look mature.

i am just a 26 year old who looks like a 21 year old.
not a 40 year old aunty trying to dress like a seventeen teenager.
so that's ALRIGHT to be all CUTE for now.
stop trying to look mature. go with the flow~ WHHEEEEEEEEEE.

now where's my crown!?
... oh you hates. don't jealous k.

*forgotten to credit tim~~~*
i learnt all these nonsense from WILLY!!!
i blame him for everything naughty.
because they were all inspired thru him~~~

:D
hahahahahaha!

4 comments:

Little Dove said...

WilliamSan?

Little Prince said...

just SAN... -.-

^^WiLLY LaM^^ said...

LOL silly little princeSS, welcome to the CLUB!!!! the SLUTTY CLUB LOL

Little Dove said...

Ok. Just San. -.-'

p/s: May I ask if there's vacancy for a driver? ;p